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Trump Hires Top D.C. Law Firm After Exodus of Current Legal Team
Reprint from moronmajority.com With little more than one week before the start of his impeachment trial in the Senate, Donald Trump’s entire legal team has quit. But, with the kind of swift action Trump has come to be known for, the Washington D.C. law firm of Dewey, Cheatem & Howe has been hired to take […] More
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Trump’s Post-Presidency Priority Is To Work On Election Integrity! (No, This Is Not Satire)
I have to admit, it was a challenge writing satirical pieces about Trump and his administration over the last four years. What started out as an attempt at light-hearted humor often ended up as Trumpian reality. The highlight of my efforts to make fun of the-man-who-no-longer-occupies-the-White-House was a story I wrote about Trump’s deranged pardons. […] More
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Historically Unpopular: Donald Trump Is the Most Disliked President in Modern History
Donald Trump is leaving office with the lowest approval rating of not just his presidency. In his latest and last poll from Gallup, only 34% of Americans approve of Trump’s job performance, a personal low for him and nearly the lowest approval rating for any exiting president since the inception of polling. (Harry Truman left […] More
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TikTok Comedian Jazmyn W. Processes Donald Trump’s Final Day Paperwork
Like TikTok comedian Jazmyn W., comedy has been my saving grace when it comes to dealing with Donald Trump’s administration. It’s been the only reason I’ve survived this edge-of-your-seat roller coaster this long, and it’s also been the reason I haven’t spiraled into ball of rage on an hourly basis. Maybe just daily. Now that […] More
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That “QAnon Shaman” Argues He Was Only at the Capitol Riot Because Donald Trump’s Tweets Were an “Invitation”
The man who showed up to the attack on the U.S. Capitol in facepaint and a furry, horned headdress is arguing in court that he and the other rioters did no wrong because they were simply acting on an implied invitation from Donald Trump. Jacob A. Chansley, aka Jake Angeli, aka the “QAnon Shaman,” is […] More
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Macaulay Culkin Is All for Removing That Trumpish Extra Who Wandered Onto the Home Alone 2 Set
Ah, Home Alone. A beloved holiday movie franchise about the importance of family, having Saw-like traps at the ready to protect your home, and feeling an unsettling sense of dread when you remember that there’s a Donald Trump cameo in the second film. I’d actually forgotten that he was in the movie until CinemaSins added an astronomical […] More
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No Unity Is Possible Until Republicans Renounce Their Support Of The “Big Lie”
During today’s impeachment hearing, many House Republicans called for national unity. A good number of those Republicans are the same ones who fanned Trump’s false claim that the presidential election was stolen from him … that Joe Biden was not the lawfully elected next president of the United States. How can we come together as […] More
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Mitch McConnell Is Getting Exactly What He Wanted
The House is currently engaged in a debate on impeachment but Mitch McConnell just put a halt to any hopes that the full trial would be completed before Donald Trump’s term officially ends next week. According to the Washington Post, McConnell’s aides told Senate Minority (for now) Leader Chuck Schumer’s staff that he would not be […] More
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Apparently Secret Ballots Are an Option for the Impeachment Vote & That Would Be a Game Changer
As the House of Representatives moves forward with impeachment (again), Democrats have announced that they have enough votes to move proceedings into the Senate. Just as with the last time we went through this, it’s unclear if the Republican-led Senate could have enough flipped votes to remove Trump from office. But as it turns out, […] More
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Twitter Is Debating Whether a Trump Coup Rally Attendee Was Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is no hero. Sorry to all the men and women out there who rallied behind the Texas Ranger, but he’s definitely not someone we want to support—especially because now everyone is trying to figure out if he was at the Trump rally that led to the attack on the Capitol last week. Matt […] More
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